🚨 BREAKING: The Milwaukee Bucks have officially entered their Turner Era 🦌💥
And to make room? They just casually waved goodbye to Damian Lillard… AND his $113 MILLION 💸
📦 Lillard: Out.
🏦 Brinks truck: Loaded.
🏀 Myles Turner: IN, with a 4-year, $107M bag, a trade kicker, and a whole fanbase calling him “our new anchor.”
🎙 Damian leaves with 24.9 PPG, 7.1 APG, a torn Achilles… and that sweet stretch-provision payout.
He’ll rehab in Portland, surrounded by family, deciding where to hoop next—while the Bucks eat $22.5M/year for five years.
🎯 Meanwhile, Turner brings 3-point range, elite rim protection, and a 15% trade kicker the size of Indiana’s luxury tax regret.
😏 Just another day of the Bucks reshaping reality to keep Giannis smiling.
💬 “Been fun.” — Dame, probably forever