🧼🏀 BLEACH LIKE BIRD 🏀🧼
Introducing BIRD BLEACH—for when your whites need to shoot 99% from the free throw line of life.
Scrub out stains, bad takes, and any trace of the 1985 NBA Finals with the only cleaning product clinically tested in Indiana locker rooms. 🧪
✨ Whiter than Larry’s socks in Game 6
✨ More aggressive than a no-look pass
✨ Smells like parquet and postseason pressure
📍Found exclusively in bathrooms where hustle never rests.
(And yes… it talks trash while disinfecting.)
🕊️ Bird Bleach: Because clean isn’t enough—it’s gotta be Legendary.