💰☀️ HAPPY BOBBY BONILLA DAY ☀️💰
While you’re Venmo-requesting your roommate for half a Chipotle bowl, Bobby Bonilla is out here collecting $1.19 MILLION to NOT play baseball — just like he has every July 1st since 2011… and will until 2035.
👕 Hawaiian shirt?
🍹 Drink with an umbrella?
📄 Giant novelty check?
🎯 Living the dream?
✅ All of the above.
And to think, the Mets thought this was a “smart financial move.”
👏 Congrats to Bobby for proving that compound interest > batting average.
👏 Congrats to the Mets for making July 1st the most expensive holiday on their calendar.
📸 Tag someone who peaked in 1999 but still gets paid like it’s Game 7.