🚨 BREAKING: NFL High Scandal 🚨
PHILADELPHIA — Forget touchdowns, this one kicked off with a loogie.
Jalen Carter & Dak Prescott were spotted after school in detention at NFL High, chalk in hand, facing the consequences of Thursday night’s spit-stained opener.
✏️ Carter’s assignment: “I will not spit on people.”
✏️ Dak’s assignment: “I will act my age.”
That’s right — the Eagles star went from first snap ➝ first spit ➝ first ejection. Biggest slime-sling since Roger McDowell vs. Cosmo Kramer in ’87.
The teachers weren’t happy either:
-Sirianni nearly grounded Carter on the spot.
-Dom DiSandro was ready to break up another fight.
-And Hurts? He just sighed like the straight-A kid stuck in group work with two class clowns.
The court of public opinion has already handed out report cards:
🟥 Carter — “See me after class.”
🟥 Dak — “Stop tattling and play football.”
Welcome to NFL High. Where the chalkboard lasts longer than the Cowboys’ playoff hopes. 📚😂