📚✏️ 1st Grade Football Test ✏️📚
Question #1
It’s 3rd and 14, you’re the defensive tackle. The offense lines up in shotgun. Your job is outside containment. What do you do?
A. Crash hard inside to try and sack the QB.
B. Spin move inside because you see a gap.
C. Stay disciplined, keep outside leverage, and force the QB back into the middle.
D. Celebrate early because it’s 3rd & long — they’ll never convert anyway.
Spoiler: the answer is literally C… the day-one, Pop Warner, don’t-get-benched-immediately answer.
But nah…Chris Jones chose “A” resulting in a 19-yard Herbert scramble like it’s extra credit. 📝📉
Chris Jones just turned a multiple-choice into an open-book F.
Andy Reid just walked in with a stack of #2 pencils and said the whole class is re-taking the test. Nobody’s going to recess until containment is contained.” 🍩📚✏️