🚨 Breaking News from Buffalo 🚨
John Harbaugh just filed a police report:
“Hello, officer? Someone stole my car. My son Henry left the keys in it.”
Translation: Derrick Henry drops a 46-yard TD dagger, then coughs up the ball to hand Josh Allen the getaway vehicle. But did John leave the gate open?
Allen, of course, drives off laughing with 269 yards & 3 TDs in the 4th quarter alone — because apparently spotting the Ravens a 15-point lead with under 5 minutes left is just part of the plan.
Harbaugh punts on 4th & 3 (Why?), Henry fumbles for the first time since the Obama administration, and Matt Prater nails the walk-off. Ravens lose 41-40. Bills fans: “Have some faith next time.”
Moral of the story?
Never leave early. Never leave the keys in the car. And NEVER let Josh Allen behind the wheel.
Dear John Harbaugh,
Choose one below:
A. 4th and 3 to win the game.
B. Let Josh Allen have the ball back, with 1:26 left, and he only needs a FG.
It’s “A” every time.