🚨🎬 MOVIE EVENT OF THE YEAR 🚨
Move over, Tom Hanks and Leo — the streets (and sidelines) belong to Saquon now.
In Catch Me If You Can 2, Barkley trades his stiff-arms for a multi-million-dollar box office debut, outrunning linebackers, FBI agents, and that one dude from your fantasy league who keeps sending trade offers.
💚🦅 Plot twist: He’s wearing Eagles green, which means the only thing more terrifying than Saquon in open space… is Saquon in Philly traffic.
🎟️ Expect:
🏃♂️ 4.3 speed in slow motion
💰 Heists… of your defense’s dignity
🕵️♂️ FBI agents who look like they’ve never heard of zone coverage
🍿 Popcorn sales boosted solely by Saquon juking for 2 hours straight
🔥 Critics are calling it:
“Better than the Super Bowl halftime show” – Philly Daily
“A cinematic stiff-arm to the face” – Sports Illustrated
“Someone please tackle him” – FBI Weekly
📅 Opening this fall.
📍 Don’t miss it… if you can.