🏈🐐 NFL DT GOATS
These six didn’t just stuff runs — they stuffed the Hall of Fame ballot box.
From wrecking pockets to ending careers, here’s the interior line from your worst football nightmares:
Alan Page – 1971 NFL MVP (yes, a DEFENSIVE TACKLE won MVP). 6× First-Team All-Pro, 9× Pro Bowl, 148.5 unofficial sacks, and 4 Super Bowl appearances. Only thing missing? Jewelry.
Mean Joe Greene – 4× Super Bowl champ, 2× Defensive Player of the Year, 5× First-Team All-Pro, 10× Pro Bowl. Took more rings than most jewelers sell in a career.
Randy White – Super Bowl XII co-MVP, 7× First-Team All-Pro, 9× Pro Bowl, NFL 100 All-Time Team. Guards still wake up in cold sweats thinking about him.
John Randle – 137.5 sacks, 6× First-Team All-Pro, 7× Pro Bowl, NFL 1990s All-Decade Team. No ring, but made trash talk an Olympic sport.
Aaron Donald – 3× Defensive Player of the Year, 8× First-Team All-Pro, 10× Pro Bowl, Super Bowl LVI champ, NFL 2010s All-Decade Team. Retired before offenses could get him outlawed.
Warren Sapp – Super Bowl XXXVII champ, 4× First-Team All-Pro, 7× Pro Bowl, 96.5 sacks, NFL 1990s & 2000s All-Decade Teams. Made every snap personal.
Put these six on the same line and quarterbacks wouldn’t just take sacks — they’d take PTO. 📝💀
Who did we leave out? Drop your DT GOAT below…