🏀👻 “Amityville Horror: Wade’s in the Basement!” 👻🏀
They told us the new Dwyane Wade statue was “lifelike.”
…They just didn’t say whose life.
Now it lives at the bottom of a haunted staircase, rising from a demonic well, scaring children, ghosts, and Miami Heat fans alike. Even the evil spirits are like, “Nah, I’m good.”
Some say it’s a tribute to a legend. Others say it’s the reason the house won’t sell.
Either way, if this thing came up your basement steps, you’d be halfway to Alaska before it made it to the kitchen.
🔥 Comment “Heat in 6” if you’d survive.
💀 Comment “Statue in 4” if you wouldn’t.