🟠🔵 NFL GOAT TEAM?
🐻 Introducing the 1985 Chicago Bears — the team that didn’t just win, they ran out of teams to humiliate.
🎯 Final Record: 18-1
💥 Only loss? A Monday Night hiccup just to keep the league interested.
📼 Super Bowl XX: 46–10. Not a game. A televised demolition.
👑 Walter Payton – Could juke a linebacker out of his ACL, and still make it home for dinner.
🧠 Mike Singletary – Those eyes saw through offensive schemes and your soul.
🚛 William “The Refrigerator” Perry – First lineman to double as a fullback and a national folk hero.
😎 Jim McMahon – Quarterback, rebel, headband marketing genius. Didn’t care what you thought. Never will.
🏆 And yes, that’s the Vince Lombardi Trophy.
They earned it. They partied with it. They probably bench-pressed it.
Caption:
The 1985 Bears didn’t just win the Super Bowl.
They body slammed it through a folding table and moonwalked across the end zone.