🐐 GOAT FARM: Tight End Edition 🐐
Where legends roam free, stats grow on trees, and greatness grazes at every position.
🎯 Meet the Herd:
🔹 Antonio Gates (#85, Chargers) – 116 TDs. Hooped at Kent State. Never played college football. Still scored more than you.
🔹 Rob Gronkowski (#87, Patriots/Bucs) – 4× Super Bowl champ. 17 TDs in one season. Party animal, literal GOAT.
🔹 Kellen Winslow Sr. (#80, Chargers) – Changed the game. Made tight ends cool. First to make defenses panic.
🔹 Jason Witten (#82, Cowboys) – Ran a 4.9 forty… into a 17-year career. Mr. Reliable. Might still be open.
🔸 Shannon Sharpe (#84, Broncos/Ravens) – 3 rings, 10k yards, and 100% louder than you.
🔸 Tony Gonzalez (#88, Chiefs/Falcons) – Most receptions and yards ever by a TE. GOAT certified.
🔸 Travis Kelce (#87, Chiefs) – 7 straight 1,000-yard seasons. Dating royalty. Defenders still spinning.
🔸 Ozzie Newsome (#82, Browns) – Hands like pillows. Later built Ravens Super Bowl squads as GM.
🔸 Mike Ditka (#89, Bears) – First TE to crack 1,000 yards. Then became your dad’s favorite coach.
Who’s your TE1?
👇 Drop your pick in the comments. Let the 🐐 debate begin.
Who’s getting voted off the farm?
Anyone?