📦💰 “OPERATION ZEBRA IS COMPLETE.” 🦓
It all started when Andy picked Pat up at 3:30 A.M. in a red pickup truck.
No headlights. No cell phones. Just vibes.
They met the refs deep in the woods… because apparently Applebee’s was too risky.
💼 Inside the briefcase: cash stacked higher than the AFC standings.
Label: Week 5 vs. Bills.
The mission? Control the flags. Control the game.
👀 But what they didn’t know…
Joe Burrow had a guy.
🧢 A real “binoculars in the bushes” type.
And he saw everything.
Now the Bengals know. And the world knows.
But the league? Still calling it “coincidence.”
🟥🟧 Tag a fan who still thinks that game was totally fair.