🍦🏈 NFC ICE CREAM SHOP IS OPEN! 🏈🍦
All 16 starting NFC quarterbacks are now official ice cream flavors — and YES, they taste like victory. Let’s break ‘em down:
Purdy Whip (Brock Purdy – 49ers)
🍨 Red & Gold swirl with undefeated energy. Clean. Cool. Clutch.
Darnold Doubledip (Sam Darnold – Seahawks)
🍨 Blue & Action Green. You weren’t expecting this, but it’s somehow solid. The surprise cone.
Stafford Swirl (Matthew Stafford – Rams)
🍨 Blue & Yellow. Veteran vanilla with that comeback caramel twist. Super Bowl-tested scoop.
Murray Mango (Kyler Murray – Cardinals)
🍨 Cardinal Red. Bursting with tropical burst and elite escape flavor. Tiny cone. Huge bite.
Hurts Fudge (Jalen Hurts – Eagles)
🍨 Midnight Green. Heavy fudge, unstoppable consistency. Built like a tank. Melts hearts.
Dak Dip (Dak Prescott – Cowboys)
🍨 Navy & Silver. Iconic. Classic. Overanalyzed, but always hits right.
Wilson Walnut (Russell Wilson – Giants)
🍨 Blue & Red. Nutty, a little unexpected, but still scrambling for greatness.
Jayden Jam (Jayden Daniels – Commanders)
🍨 Burgundy & Gold. Rooky fruity fire. Fresh on the scene, already a fan favorite.
Goffle Cone (Jared Goff – Lions)
🍨 Honolulu Blue. Underrated brilliance. Motor City magic in every bite.
Love Mint Chip (Jordan Love – Packers)
🍨 Green & Gold. First you’re skeptical… then BOOM — flavor franchise.
J.J. Berry (J.J. McCarthy – Vikings)
🍨 Purple. Tart, bold, and built for the long game. Rookie berry bomb.
Caleb Crunch (Caleb Williams – Bears)
🍨 Navy & Orange. Chicago’s future… now in a cone. Crunchy confidence.