🛋️ Load Management Bros
😴 “More Z’s than W’s.”
📺 In tonight’s not-so-live NBA double feature:
Zion and Embiid star in a riveting episode of “Restflix and Chill.”
🛑 Zion: 58% games played
😤 Embiid: 62% games played
🪑 Recliner efficiency: 100%
Because winning games is cool…
but have you ever tried napping through the regular season?
💤 Coming soon:
“Back Tightness: The Documentary”
Narrated by DNP himself.