🕴️ BREAKING: Don Corleone Joins the League 🕴️
…and promptly offers you TWO backup tight ends for your WR1.
You knew it was bad when his draft board had “Loyalty” ranked above Justin Jefferson.
🔇 He speaks softly.
🧼 He vetoes loudly.
🧊 His waiver claims are sealed with a kiss on the ring.
💸 Rumor has it he paid for “Commissioner Powers Unlimited.”
And yes… he “made an offer” the league couldn’t refuse: full PPR, snake draft, and no refunds.
🏆 Fantasy Football is now a family business.
Forget trades — you better kiss the lineup screen goodnight.
Can you win the Fantasy Football Horsehead Trophy?