📚👨🏫 BREAKING: Allen Iverson joins the American education system.
And guess what? We seriously talkin’ about PRACTICE. On. Day. ONE. 😤
The man dropped 30,000 career points, survived Larry Brown, broke a thousand ankles… and now he’s facing his toughest opponent yet:
The 8AM spelling quiz.
📝 Chalkboard says: “Spelling Quiz: PRACTICE”
🍎 Apple on the desk: traumatized.
🏀 Basketball: the only thing in the room that makes sense.
👕 Name tag: “Mr. Iverson” (because “The Answer” wouldn’t fit).
🧠 Motivation poster: “Practice Makes Perfect” (Yeah Right!).
🧒🏽 Kids: One is crying. One is rethinking school. One just wants to go home and ball.
👀 Iverson: Crossed arms. Deadpan stare. Soul somewhere else.
💬 “We seriously talkin’ about PRACTICE on my first day?”
Yes, yes we are, Mr. Iverson. Welcome to the trauma dome.