🧊🏀 DO NOT FEED THE WEMBANYETI AFTER MIDNIGHT ❄️
He’s 7’4” of frozen terror, and he just dropped 38 points with 10 blocks, 4 steals, and 2 missing cameramen.
📸 “We just wanted a selfie…”
🧢 “Bro that’s not a snowstorm—that’s a statline.”
The legend is real. And he plays in San Antonio.
Pray for whoever’s guarding him after dark.