🧑⚕️📋 BREAKING: MAVS SECURE ELITE COVERAGE PLAN 🧑⚕️📋
Kyrie’s out with a torn ACL? No worries — Dallas just called the most reliable, consistent, never-let-you-down backup in NBA history: D’Angelo Russell.
👔 Walks in wearing shades.
📄 Slaps down a “Coverage Plan: 82 Games (Mostly).”
🎯 Guaranteed to show up… when the vibes are good and the stakes are low.
Let’s just say:
🏆 Defense? Optional.
⏳ Crunch time? Coin flip.
🎭 Consistency? A vibe, not a promise.