🎣🚤 JUST ANOTHER PEACEFUL DAY IN THE AFC APOCALYPSE
NFL Commissioner:
“How much longer can you keep this up?”
QB #15, mid-cast, zero humility:
“Let’s just say I’m booked through 2035.”
(Translation: Cancel your Super Bowl plans. Forever.)
🏆 Mahomes isn’t aging — he’s aging like a glitch in the matrix.
💰 Still under contract.
💪 Still dominating.
😏 Still making other teams pay $250 million just to lose by 14.
Meanwhile, 31 other GMs are sitting in war rooms chanting “Please retire. Please retire.”
This man went fishing during a rebuild and still walked out with a 13-win season.
By 2035, Mahomes will have:
🖼️ A Hall of Fame bust
🎬 A Netflix docuseries
🎓 An honorary PhD in Postseason Pain Infliction
🐐 And at least one Super Bowl won while wearing Crocs.
🔴⚪ Mahomes. Booked. Blessed. Borderline Bionic.