🏌️♂️🎯 Welcome to GOLF BALL CITY — where dreams are dimples and therapy comes by the dozen.
😎 Need to fix your swing? LOL. No.
💔 Need to fix your life? Still no.
🍺 Need to forget about both while sipping a mystery-green golf drink handed to you by a guy named ACE who’s definitely certified in “Ball Science”?
BINGO.
🐸 Mascot’s got dimples. Employee’s got a drink.
Customer’s got a box of hope and regret.
And the guy in the car?
He likes big putts and he cannot lie.
⛔ NO RETURNS.
🫠 NO EXCEPTIONS.
🎉 IT’S GOLF BALLS.