🚴♂️💨 BREAKING: Tyreek Hill hit with a moving violation… ON FOOT. 🟨
In today’s most Miami story ever, Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill was clocked going 25 MPH… in a bike lane. 🚲
👮♂️ Officer: “Sir, you were going 25… in a space designated for two-wheeled, non-human-powered transportation.”
🐬 Tyreek: “That’s just my warm-up jog.”
Apparently, speed limits don’t apply when your calves were engineered in a wind tunnel and your 40-time breaks radar guns.
💬 Reports say Hill tried to appeal the ticket by outrunning the officer’s pen stroke.
🚓 Additional charges pending:
• Aggravated Acceleration
• First-Degree Blazing Past Bikes
• Disrespecting Physics