BaddSports 184
🧠 Football… Year 5000
🤖 Concussion Protocol Edition
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BREAKING: Robot QB WTF14 is “totally fine” after getting his motherboard turned into mashed potatoes.
Medical bot ran a quick “vibe check” with a glorified barcode scanner and confirmed:
✅ Memory chip fried
✅ Skull fully shattered
✅ Self-awareness at 2%
✅ Also thinks he’s a toaster.
(Bread slot status: loading…)
Coach says he’ll “definitely be back out there next drive.”
Because obviously, it’s the playoffs.
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🏟️ Crowd’s cheering, trainers are rebooting him with a USB drive and someone just installed Windows 95 in his occipital port.
💬 “I’m good, coach…Also, your bagel’s done.”