🦜 FANTASY WRESTLING LEAGUE: GARY STRIKES AGAIN
BREAKING: Gary auto-drafted Koko B. Ware… for the third consecutive year.
And yes, Koko still comes with the bird.
While the rest of the office was strategizing around Hogan-Savage stack combos and sleeper Undertaker picks, Gary — our beloved spreadsheet warrior — went full parrot mode. Again.
📉 His team now boasts a grand total of 0 wins, 1 tropical sidekick, and infinite shame.
👏 “I thought he retired in 1994.”
👏 “Does his finisher involve jazz hands?”
👏 “That bird has more ring time than Gary’s entire roster.”
Gary swears next year’s his year. We believe in you, champ. 🫡