📜 Citizens of Bills Mafia, the time for debate is OVER. Behold your Incumbent MVP, carved in stone like a football-flinging founding father. 🏛️
Josh Allen didn’t just win the MVP — he rewrote the Constitution of quarterbacking.
Article I: Throw bombs.
Article II: Break tackles.
Article III: Leap over linebackers like they’re border collies in agility training. 🐂💨
Forget Lincoln. Forget Washington. Forget every other dude on a U.S. bill. From this day forth, the currency of America is TOUCHDOWNS — and Josh Allen is the mint. 💵➡️🏆
Opposing defenses? Consider this the Gettysburg Address of your misery: “Four quarters and seven touchdowns ago, Josh Allen lit you up for 400 yards.” 🔥
Bills Mafia, salute your commander-in-chief. His campaign slogan? In Josh We Trust. 🇺🇸
Does he stay on the throne? Who’s sitting here next year?