🚨 BREAKING: Bazooka Joe just signed Joe Burrow for a special edition gum 💥🍬🏈
Forget the rookie card — this is the real collector’s item.
One chew and suddenly you’re rocking sunglasses indoors, dropping dimes downfield, and casually smoking a victory cigar on national TV. 😎
The Joe Bazooka pack includes:
🍬 Flavor that lasts longer than a Bengals offensive line
🎯 Accuracy baked in — 4th quarter clutch guaranteed
😤 Extra swagger per stick (caution: may cause opponents to cry)
He’s not just Joe Shiesty anymore… he’s Joe Bazooka.
Who’s buying a pack? 👀