🚨DARTH VADER RECRUITS TOM BRADY🚨
It finally happened… The Galactic Empire made its biggest acquisition since Anakin.
🗣️ Vader: “Come to the Dark Side.”
🧘♂️ Brady: “Ok… but can I keep my blue lightsaber?”
😤 Vader: “Don’t push me, Tom.”
📉 Resistance was futile.
📈 Brady is now a Sith Lord and part owner of the Raiders.