🚬 Joe Cool? Nah… Joe Burrow.
The only quarterback smooth enough to be the face of a vintage Camel pack.
Bleached hair. Black shades. Ice in his veins.
He doesn’t smoke defenses…
He inhales them. 💨
🧊 QB1 of the nicotine era
🐅 Filtered through Cincinnati
🔥 Strong enough to survive 9 sacks in a playoff game