
🟡🔴 “Whatcha gonna do… when the 24-inch pythons run wild… one last time?” 🟡🔴
Today, we raise a protein shake to the Immortal One himself — Hulk Hogan.
Born in 1953.
Leg-dropped Father Time ever since.
Whether you were tearing your shirt off in the mirror, dropping elbows on couch cushions, or screaming “BROTHER” in math class — Hulk Hogan was wrestling.
This cartoon isn’t just a tribute — it’s a flashback to a time when heroes were jacked, tan, and yelling about vitamins.
The pythons? 24 inches of Americana.
The mustache? National treasure.
The hype? Real.
🏆 RIP to the legend.
👊 The icon.
⚡ The main event of the sky.
HULKAMANIA LIVES FOREVER.