🏴☠️ Pittsburgh Pirates of the Caribbean ⚾🔥
Captain Jack Sparrow just recruited a new crew… straight from the bottom of the NL Central.
🚢 Ship’s ablaze.
⚓ Morale’s already sunk.
🏖️ Locals aren’t even worried.
Captain: “Should I be worried?”
First Mate: “Odds are they’ll sink before hitting shore, Sir.”
Every season, a new voyage. Every year, same ending. Pirates fans, consider this a treasure map back to 1979. 🗺️💀
Meanwhile, the Reds pirates are lounging like they’ve been there for days—sunbathing, playing cards, and watching the comedy cruise roll in on fire.
Because when your enemies handle self-destruction for you, why interfere? 🍿