College athlete dorms: Then vs Now 🏚️➡️🏰
1995: Two dudes. One crusty bunk bed. A desktop the size of a microwave. You were lucky if the vending machine worked. 🙃
2025: Welcome to Casa de Commitment. 14 bathrooms. A helipad. Heated bidet. NIL deal pays the landscaper. 🌴💰
All this… just for one semester of eligibility.
And don’t worry, you can always upgrade next year…