Breaking: Patrick Mahomes spotted dominating defenders after a rigorous offseason training regimen of Whataburger, queso, and not a single sit-up.
Kansas City legend. Super Bowl champion.
And apparently, public enemy #1 if he dares show up to July in anything less than six-pack abs.
According to some very serious sports radio nutritionists, Pat has become an “embarrassment” for enjoying a burger in the wild.
But here’s what they’re missing:
That belly? 🏆 It’s full of rings.
That beef? 💪 It’s seasoned with MVPs.
That Whataburger order? 🍟 It’s #15, extra disrespect.
He’s not out of shape.
He’s just built like a double stack with elite pocket presence.
So let the haters count calories.
Pat’ll just keep counting touchdowns.