🍸✨ SWINGERS: GET IN THE LINEUP. ✨🍸
Move over, DiCaprio. Step aside, Clooney.
The real heartthrob of the nightlife scene just walked in… and he bats cleanup. 💣
🎬 From the Bronx to the bar scene, Aaron Judge stars in the retro rom-com no one asked for but everyone needed:
“Swingers: Get in the Lineup”
He’s got the smile.
He’s got the charm.
He’s got 62 reasons your boyfriend’s insecure.
🗽 Watch as Judge trades fastballs for flirtation, strike zones for martini zones, and still somehow leads the league in both homers and numbers collected at the bar.
💬 Critics are calling it:
“‘Mad Men’ meets batting practice.”
“Sexiest walk-up song in cinematic history.”
“Finally… a baseball movie where no one talks about analytics.”
“No spray charts. Just cologne.”
“The only stats that matter? Height, smile, and exit velocity.”
Tag a friend who’d fake a foul ball just to meet him.