🧴🔥**NO MISSITOL™**🔥🧴
Tired of folding like a lawn chair in the 4th?
Introducing NoMissitol™ — the only performance spray clinically unproven to make you believe you’re HIM.
👀 Side effects may include:
– Excessive heat checks from half court
– Telling your coach “I got this” unironically
– Calling ISO every play
– Spontaneous MVP speeches
💥 Just one squirt and boom:
You’re dropping 15 in 90 seconds and asking for a heat pack for your swagger.
📣 NoMissitol™ – For when the moment’s too big… and so are your delusions.