BaddSports #226

📅 July 4th, 1776
📍Location: The Paint
🎖️ Pivotal Battle:
Washington vs. George

💥 HISTORY REPEATS… ON A POSTER.

George Washington didn’t cross the Delaware for layups.
Tonight, he crossed King George III… at the rim.

🗽 USA’s first President just declared INDEPENDENCE with a windmill of liberty.
👑 King George? Caught slippin’ under the hoop, crown tilted, monarchy rattled.

🏀 This was more than a dunk — it was a DUNKLARATION.
📜 Rebounding rights… pursued.
🎯 No taxation without rim rotation.
🔔 Liberty rang… right off the backboard.

Final Score:
USA: 2
GB: 0

Crowd in colonial hats going WILD.
Ben Franklin called it “electrifying.”
Hamilton wrote 14 verses about it by halftime.

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