🐮🚨 BREAKING: THE MOOFIA STRIKES 🚨🐮
The cows have had ENOUGH. After years of being ignored by law enforcement and laughed off as “just livestock,” they took justice into their own hooves.
Enter: THE MOOFIA.
Yeah, that Moofia.
Tuxedos. Bowties. No mercy. 🕴️🕴️🕴️
Their target?
Joey “The Glizzy Grim Reaper” Chestnut.
Multiple beef-related offenses. 14 counts of emotional trauma.
Dozens of dog-related disappearances.
🐄 “We filed reports. We held vigils.
The police called us… hamburgers.”
– Anonymous Cow #3
Well guess what?
Tonight, Joey sat down with Don Moo-leone himself.
And let’s just say… the ketchup’s not the only thing on the table.
💬 “You’ll never eat another hot dog again…Understand, Joey?!”
Justice is rare. But this beef?
Well done.