🎳💥 When Paul Skenes goes bowling…
you don’t score a strike —
you file an insurance claim.
🚗 1 totaled car
🏘️ 1 neighborhood evacuation
🖊️ 1 guy begging for an autograph
🍿 2 girls sipping soda like it’s just another Tuesday
All because a 102 MPH heater met… a Brunswick lane.
This is why MLB players don’t get league bowling night.
“This is why I don’t bowl.” — Paul Skenes, probably.