Look at these five dudes LAUGHING like they just heard the funniest joke in human history… when really they’re just sitting around a Thanksgiving table worth $1.6 BILLION in NFL contracts.
It’s honestly wild — five guys who throw a football for a living are worth more than entire small towns, hospital systems, universities.
Pat Mahomes
“Let’s eat fast — I’ve got a commercial break in 20 minutes.”
Joe Burrow
“I sneezed the other day and my agent mailed me $40 million.”
Lamar Jackson
“I run the ball so much I should be getting running back money… never mind, I’m good.”
Dak Prescott
“Jerry Jones called this morning. Not to talk football…he wanted to borrow money.”
Jared Goff
“Can I get some equity in these dinner rolls?”