Little Billy loves the Buffalo Bills.
He was literally named after them, for crying out loud
But after watching this season, the kid has NO idea which Bills team is going to show up.
One week:
Josh Allen looks like a superhero.
Next week:
He’s getting sacked eight times.
Little Billy’s out here plucking petals off flowers like he’s trying to solve a crime:
“Bills are good…”
“Bills are not good…”
“Bills are good…”
“Bills are not good…”
The poor kid just wants consistency.
Instead, he gets a weekly emotional hostage situation disguised as professional football.
Hang in there, Little Billy.
Your parents named you after a roller coaster…and the ride ain’t slowing down anytime soon.