BREAKING: Eagles locker room footage leaked after Coach Sirianni introduced his brand-new “TUSH PUSH ACCOUNTABILITY PROGRAM.” 😤🪓
Apparently, every time they lose a game, Sirianni brings out “The Paddle of Pain” — lovingly labeled LOSERS — and reminds the boys why the Tush Push Team must never fail again. 💀
Hurts is smiling like he’s fine (he’s not), Barkley’s calculating his trade options, AJ Brown’s looking for the nearest exit, and Jalen Carter’s trying to remember if this counts as voluntary practice. 😅
On the whiteboard: “NEXT WEEK: MIN.”
Some say that means Minnesota. Others think it’s short for “Min…imum distance before impact.” 👀
Philly’s not just running the Tush Push anymore — they’re living it, breathing it, and apparently training for it like it’s Navy SEAL selection. 🦅