“Some quarterbacks get to ride the longship. Others just sit on the rocks with a foot cast like The Little Mermaid watching fireworks from afar. 🧜♂️💔
Joe Burrow: the NFL’s version of Ariel — he just wants to be part of that world again. Instead, the Vikings are out there throwing the biggest blowout party in Bengals history while QB1 is stuck on the rocks with Sebastian.
Life under the sea > life on IR.”