🚨 Breaking News from a galaxy far, far away 🚨
Miami Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel has officially unlocked his inner Jedi Master after the team’s 0–2 start. When asked how to fix things, he dropped this timeless wisdom:
👉 “Win the game, you must. Lose it, you must not.”
Fans were hoping for answers about blown coverages, missed tackles, and fourth-down failures… instead they got Yoda-speak coach-isms. Somewhere, Bill Belichick is cackling like the Emperor.
Dolphins Nation: are we closer to the playoffs… or the Dark Side? 🌌🐬