🩸🎬 NEW HORROR RELEASE THIS HALLOWEEN 🎬🩸
From the twisted minds behind Silence of the Shortstops and Nightmare on Pitcher’s Mound…
⚾👻 “KAREN: SHE’S COMING FOR YOUR BALLS!” 👻⚾
This October, baseball fans aren’t scared of ghosts or goblins… they’re terrified of Section 112, Row 4. She’s fueled by warm stadium beer, overpriced nachos, and decades of pent-up rage. Every heckle. Every strikeout. Every foul ball could be your last.
🧢 Critics are calling it:
🔪 “The scariest thing to hit baseball since the steroid era.”
🩸 “Makes The Exorcist look like a Disney movie.”
⚾ “A scream-fest that’ll have Phillies fans hiding behind their foam fingers.”
👩‍🦳 This Halloween… she’s not yelling at the ump. She’s yelling at YOU.
👉 Rated R for Rude Gestures, Ruthless Heckling, and Relentless Ball-Snatching.