🍔🏀 BREAKING: The NBA’s triple-double kings are finally putting their skills to work in the food game.
👨🍳 Jokic: flipping patties with the same efficiency he flips playoff box scores.
🍟 Magic: passing out fries with more flair than a no-look dime at the Forum.
🍔 Russell: holding the crown as the patron saint of the triple-double — delivering burgers with certified legend energy.
💵 Oscar: the original, steady at the register, reminding everyone who built the blueprint for stat-stuffing and fast-food staffing.
Triple Double Burgers™ —
Because double double burgers won’t do the job. 🍔🏆