🏴☠️⚔️ A long time ago in a galaxy not so far away… ⚔️🏴☠️
The Raiders have always been known for going rogue — but this offseason they went intergalactic. Word is, Mark Davis called in a few old friends to spice up training camp:
✨ Darth Vader showed up straight from the Death Star, insisting he already had a helmet deal in place.
✨ Luke Skywalker threw on the #12 jersey, hoping to finally escape his Tatooine practice squad days.
✨ Princess Leia? She’s here to prove she can run a tighter front office than anyone in the NFL.
✨ And Yoda? Forget analytics departments — he’s in the film room cooking up The Dark Side Spread, a playbook that guarantees “win, do or do not.”
The tryouts were chaos. LB Vader kept force-choking the running backs, QB Luke asked if there was a two-sun climate dome in Vegas, and OC Yoda was overheard giving tough love… “Super Bowl appearances… zero in your future, I see.”
Now Raider Nation is buzzing: Is this the galaxy’s most intimidating roster… or just another offseason illusion?