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\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Micah just stacked the old man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udccf Cowboys poker night got real when Jerry went all-in with a weak hand\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Micah flipped pocket Aces and didn\u2019t even blink.
Now Teddy KGB leans in like a cold Russian winter:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cPAY THAT MAN HIS MONEY.\u201d \ud83e\udd76\ud83d\udcb5<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Micah “Poker Face” Parsons<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is Jerry gonna pay\u2026 or reach for another buy-in?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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