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\ud83e\udddb\u200d\u2642\ufe0f THE WAIVER WIRE VAMPIRE HAS STRUCK AGAIN \ud83e\udddb\u200d\u2642\ufe0f
It\u2019s 2:59 AM. You\u2019re sleeping peacefully.
He\u2019s in a candlelit room, cloak on, fangs out, typing \u201cElijah Moore trending up?\u201d into the search bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You woke up to:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your top 3 waiver targets: GONE<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A 9-paragraph group chat justification: ALREADY POSTED<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A screenshot of projected points: ATTACHED WITH A GIF<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This man doesn\u2019t just set lineups. He haunts them.
He hasn\u2019t watched a full game in 4 years, but somehow knows every 3rd-string running back in the NFC South.
He claims he \u201cjust happened to be up\u201d \u2014 but has a blackout curtain and a backup generator… for fantasy emergencies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc80 Sleeps in a coffin.
\u26b0\ufe0f Lives in the waiver queue.
\ud83e\udde0 Drafts like he\u2019s dead, manages like Nosferatu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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